December 2011
Anonymous asked: You definitely don't need to lose weight, you're gorgeous. And never let yourself think otherwise. Have a lovely time tonight beautiful.
Driving to the beat friends then it's drinking,...
best Aussie new years :)
Driving around with the mum and aunty is...
aunty; “What to do for new years?”
mum; “who cares? let’s get alcohol”
omg
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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Anonymous asked: ok. hıım do you love your life?
plastic surgeon: how can i help you
client: well, i was wondering if you could remove this general area
plastic surgeon: you just gestured to your entire face
client: yea so can you do it
I'm so bogan.
